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"I would define this band in two words: Sleazy motherfuckers. Actually, this band don't even seem like a band, they seem a gang. A drunken Norwegian gang who learned how to play in the joint."
"Upskirts is an odd name for a band that sounds as if they'd literally rip the clothing off women as opposed to sneaking a peek."
"This is the kind of band who I'd love to listen to at full blast in some dirty bar. The kind of band who'd make me go crazy, and the kind of band that I'd recommend to my junkie friends. Fuckin' bestial energy."
"Upskirts is the band that's rock'n'roll as it was meant to be when the stone age man could only say 'uggh' and planted his sperm over anything that moved with a stone axe in his hand."
"It seems only natural that Scandinavia, which spawned the original Vikings, would also give birth to a band that sounds like they are ready to rape, pillage and destroy everything in their path."
"I might be sick in my head, but this is fucking good"
"You just know that these guys will give you a hell of a performance and leave their guts, souls, and blood all over that stage!"
"Too Punk to be Metal, too Metal to be Punk, and too much sex talk to be Stoner Rock!"
"Bet these fuckers would empty your liquor cabinet, fuck your girl and kill your dog, and still ask you to get them more booze, haha."